Hey guys,
I am probably about to ask too much but I really do not know where to start so I am asking for help.
I have a javascript code that stores an array of 366 quotes.
One per day(including leap year so the code does not fail on the 366th day).
I currently switched to a host that allows PHP.
I would like to somehow convert the code from JS to PHP.
Could anyone help? 
I really do not know where to start.
Date.prototype.getDOY = function()
{var onejan = new Date(this.getFullYear(),0,1);
return Math.ceil((this - onejan) / 86400000);}
var today = new Date();
var DOY = today.getDOY();
var Quote=new Array()
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Quote[113]='"People shouldn\'t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people." - Alan Moore, V for Vendetta';
Quote[114]='"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller';
Quote[115]='"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." - Aristotle Onassis';
Quote[116]='“The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” - B. B. King';
Quote[117]='“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” - Seneca';
Quote[118]='“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.” - James Neil Hollingworth';
Quote[119]='“Those who wish to sing, always find a song.” - Swedish Proverb';
Quote[120]='“The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.” - Ferdinand Foch';
Quote[121]='“He who is devoid of the power to forgive, is devoid of the power to love. ” - Martin Luther King Jr.';
Quote[122]='“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.” - Josh Billings';
Quote[123]='“Whoever said anybody has a right to give up? ” - Marian Wright Edelman';
Quote[124]='“Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson';
Quote[125]='“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” - Roger Staubach';
Quote[126]='“The difference between try and triumph is a little umph. ” - Anonymous';
Quote[127]='“Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them.” - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus';
Quote[128]='“It is in the shelter of each other that the people live.” - Irish Proverb';
Quote[129]='“We\'re here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.” - Whoopi Goldberg';
Quote[130]='“Who, being loved, is poor?” - Oscar Wilde';
Quote[131]='“Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.” - Zora Neale Hurst';
Quote[132]='“Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable. ” - Peter F. Drucker';
Quote[133]='“The last of the human freedoms is to choose one\'s attitudes.” - Viktor Frankl';
Quote[134]='“I will offer a choice, not an echo.” - Barry M. Goldwater';
Quote[135]='“Look at what you\'ve got and make the best of it. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.” - Proverb';
Quote[136]='“Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson';
Quote[137]='"He who destroys a good book, kills reason itself" - John Milton';
Quote[138]='“The greatest power is often simple patience.” - E. Joseph Cossman';
Quote[139]='“Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves.” - Bonaro W. Overstreet';
Quote[140]='“Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. ” - Booker T. Washington';
Quote[141]='“Those who mind don\'t matter, and those who matter don\'t mind.” - Bernard M. Baruch';
Quote[142]='"Life itself is only a vision, a dream. Nothing exists. Just empty space and you. And you, are but a thought." - Satan';
Quote[143]='“Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer';
Quote[144]='“Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard.” - Anne Sexton';
Quote[145]='"Quoth the raven, nevermore." - Edgar Allen Poe';
Quote[146]='“Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.” - Jean de La Fontaine';
Quote[147]='“The heart may be broken, and the soul remain unshaken.” - Napoleon Bonaparte';
Quote[148]='"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts';
Quote[149]='“There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go.” - Fredrick Faber';
Quote[150]='“It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt';
Quote[151]='“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” - Unknown';
Quote[152]='“Just go out there and do what you\'ve got to do.” - Martina Navrátilová';
Quote[153]='“Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson';
Quote[154]='"Freedom is not a gift from Heaven. One must fight for it every day." - Simon Wiesenthal';
Quote[155]='“Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.” - David Star Jordan';
Quote[156]='“No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.” - Andrew Carnegie';
Quote[157]='“Better keep yourself clean and bright. You are the window through which you must see the world.” - George Bernard Shaw';
Quote[158]='“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.” - Charles Swindoll';
Quote[159]='“Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.” - Plato';
Quote[160]='“Just don\'t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there\'s love and inspiration, I don\'t think you can go wrong.” - Ella Jane Fitzgerald';
Quote[161]='“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” - Adolf Hitler';
Quote[162]='“Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength.” - Saint Francis de Sales';
Quote[163]='“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine';
Quote[164]='“We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Casteneda';
Quote[165]='“Were it not for hope the heart would break.” - Scottish Proverb';
Quote[166]='“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips it\'s turn.” - Hal borland';
Quote[167]='“Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.” - Adolf Hitler';
Quote[168]='“Once you choose hope, anything\'s possible.” - Christopher Reeve';
Quote[169]='“We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.” - Martin Luther King Jr.';
Quote[170]='“Strive to be first: first to nod, first to smile, first to compliment, and first to forgive.” - Anonymous';
Quote[171]='“Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.” - Colleen C. Barrett';
Quote[172]='"A fool learns by his mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others." - The Librarian';
Quote[173]='“ \'Stay\' is a charming word in a friend\'s vocabulary.” - Louisa May Alcott';
Quote[174]='“We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty.” - G. K. Chesterton';
Quote[175]='“The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.” - George T. Hewitt';
Quote[176]='“It is better to be faithful than famous.” - Theodore Roosevelt';
Quote[177]='“The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.” - Ralph W. Sockman';
Quote[178]='“Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson';
Quote[179]='“Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.” - Antoine de Sainte-Exupery';
Quote[180]='“No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another.” - Unknown';
Quote[181]='“I can live for two months on a good compliment.” - Mark Twain';
Quote[182]='“No one\'s head aches when he is comforting another.” - Indian Proverb';
Quote[183]='“Appreciation...acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts.” - Alan Cohen';
Quote[184]='“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.” - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi';
Quote[185]='“Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.” - Frank Tyger';
Quote[186]='“Dreams come in a size too big so that we may grow into them.” - Josie Bisset';
Quote[187]='“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.” - Anais Nin';
Quote[188]='“Gracefulness has been defined to be the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul.” - William Hazlitt';
Quote[189]='“What ever beauty may be, it has for its basis order, and for its essence unity.” - Father Andre';
Quote[190]='“Example has more followers than reason.” - Christian Nestell Bovee';
Quote[191]='“A mind is a fire to be kindled, not a vessel to be filled.” - Plutarch';
Quote[192]='“To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.” - Mark Twain';
Quote[193]='“When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.” - African Proverb';
Quote[194]='“We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.” - Lloyd Alexander';
Quote[195]='“When spider webs unite they can tie up a lion.” - African Proverb';
Quote[196]='“I am a part of all that I have met.” - Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron Tennyson';
Quote[197]='“Only a life lived for others is worth living.” - Albert Einstein';
Quote[198]='“The wise man belongs to all countries, for the home of a great soul is the whole world.” - Democritus';
Quote[199]='“Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.” - Unknown';
Quote[200]='“As man draws nearer to the stars, why should he not also draw nearer to his neighbor?” - Lyndon B. Johnson';
Quote[201]='“All doors open to courtesy. ” - Dr. Thomas Fuller';
Quote[202]='“Character is the total of thousands of small daily strivings to live up to the best that is in us.” - A. G. Trudeau';
Quote[203]='“With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.” - Keshavan Nair';
Quote[204]='“No steam or gas drives anything until it is confined. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.” - Harry Emerson Fosdick';
Quote[205]='“Love yourself, accept yourself, forgive yourself, and be good to yourself, because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things.” - Dr. Leo Buscaglia';
Quote[206]='“To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless.” - G. K. Chesterton';
Quote[207]='“When work, commitment, and pleasure all become one and you reach that deep well where passion lives, nothing is impossible.” - Nancy Coey';
Quote[208]='“It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.” - Zig Ziglar';
Quote[209]='“Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.” - Pamela Vaull Starr';
Quote[210]='“The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.” - Don Williams Jr.';
Quote[211]='“Humility leads to strength and not to weakness. It is the highest form of self-respect to admit mistakes and to make amends for them.” - John J. McCloy';
Quote[212]='“Sense shines with a double luster when it is set in humility. An able and yet humble man is a jewel worth a kingdom.” - William Penn';
Quote[213]='“Dream your dream. Follow your heart. Imagine. Listen to the wind. Drink sunsets. Be free. Let the wonder never cease. Believe. Wish on EVERY star. Create adventure. Be Kind.” - Debbie Coulter';
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function writeQuote() {
document.getElementById("dayQuote").innerHTML = '<b>Quote Of The Day #'+DOY+'</b><br>';
document.getElementById("dayQuote").innerHTML += Quote[DOY];
}